Angst Moment #1
Daughter: The earth is always turning, isn't it?
Me: Yes it is.
Daughter: So, sometimes we're upside down?
Daughter, with rising hysterical notes: We're upside down... right now! I can feel it!
Angst Moment #2
Voice over loudspeaker: Free sample of jerky at the jerky counter!
Daughter: Do they have beef jerky here?
Me: They have all kinds of jerky here. They even have elk jerky!
Daughter, with rising hysterical notes: Elf jerky??
Can't hold on to victories
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