Daughter (about Me): She's hot!
Son: She's sexy!
Me: ... Uh.
Daughter: Oooh! You used the "s" word!
Son: Well, listen. She had to have sex at least twice, or YOU wouldn't be here.
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In the Event of Murder (Starlit Bookshop Mystery #2)
5 months ago
Only twice, though, right, mom? Ugh.
ReplyDeleteWait. How old are they again?
ReplyDeleteFie: Yep. That's right. Only twice!
ReplyDeleteGEW: Nine and seven. Or nineteen and seventeen, most of the time!