These are some of my favorite lines this week, in no particular order.
Daughter, turning page in piano music and seeing a sea of notes: "Oh, sweet niblets."
Spanish conversation class: "Por que viene el oso?"*
Girlfriend, explaining how she told the car dealer she wasn't going to move from his office until he made it right: "Civil disobedience is my hobby."
Son: Mom, you should stop picking up. It's my room, my mess, and my responsibility to pick it up.
They don’t really talk to me anymore
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