In honor of Intl. talk like a pirate day, which I believe is tomorrow.
Daughter, at dinner: You remember you said you'd give me that thing?
Daughter: That crunchy thing?
Daughter: Oh, you know. Starts with a "b." ... Barnacle?
Son: It's another word for toffee.
Daughter: That's it!
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