The Salty Dog Edition

In honor of Intl. talk like a pirate day, which I believe is tomorrow.

Daughter, at dinner: You remember you said you'd give me that thing?
Me: --?
Daughter: That crunchy thing?
Me: ---?
Daughter: Oh, you know. Starts with a "b." ... Barnacle?
Me: ----?!
Son: It's another word for toffee.
Me: Butterscotch?
Daughter: That's it!