In honor of Intl. talk like a pirate day, which I believe is tomorrow.
Daughter, at dinner: You remember you said you'd give me that thing?
Daughter: That crunchy thing?
Daughter: Oh, you know. Starts with a "b." ... Barnacle?
Son: It's another word for toffee.
Daughter: That's it!
Can't hold on to victories
2 days ago