Just because I didn't "STICK" it "ON" with "GLUE"...
My conclusion is that air quotes on a five year old make everything sound more fun. Things I should try:
- Honey, it's time for "school"!
- You really need to "straighten up" your room. It looks like a "bomb" went off in there!
- It's only "broccoli"!
- When I said "ignore" your brother, I didn't mean "refuse to speak to him all week."
- It is "pink." Trust me!
- Yes, that was a "lie."
Hm. It's a "gray area."
Hilarious!!
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