Friday, December 4, 2009

O, Exercise Bike...

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
  1. Thou art more lovely than other exercise bikes, having -- like me -- a nice, wide seat.
  2. Thou art so quiet, allowing me to hear my netlix movies.
  3. Thou art stationary, and stationed right in front of our big, American, example-of-conspicuous-consumption (--like me) TV set.

Shall we live together, you and I?

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3 comments:

  1. Good Enough WomanDecember 5, 2009 at 10:34 AM

    I think your exercise bike would be friends with my mini stair-stepper!

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  2. loveskidlitDecember 5, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    They could form a support group for each other!

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  3. AnonymousDecember 5, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    I KNOW! Exercise bike seats could be an entire comedic skit! Whose bony ass fits on those seats anyway? And while losing the padding in my junk, I'd like padding on the seat thankyouverymuch.
    jc

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