My daughter writes, all the time. She passes me notes, all the time. These are four from the past few days, as written.
"You are a speshl mom. You are a rile speshl sheshl speshl mom."
"Hapey muthrs day. This is a book of you. We will put pickchrs."
"Can you help me finde a little toy that looks like this: [drawing]."
Downright Threatening Note (Handed to Me to be Passed Along to the Relevant, Offending Girlfriend):
"You nede to pickup the note that you hide rite now or i will tel yor mom that you littered. the end."
I think she must have asked me how to spell "little" and "littered." But I wasn't aware in the latter instance that I was participating in the creation of a blackmail letter.
Stress is making me a shit person
14 hours ago