Daughter, at breakfast, in musing tone and a propos of nothing: What I don't understand is why hippopotamuses have their head so low. It's like they have no necks.
Son, at dinner, in slightly accusatory tone and a propos of nothing: I now know what you and dad did to make me.
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Left Coast Crime
2 years ago
This grandmother thinks they are right on target for highly intelligent kids of their respective ages. She also wonders if it's time for Sunday School with its stories of creation and its dance around the birds and the bees.
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--Allison
Haha. I know what you did to make me!! Haha. I'd say, "I know! It was quite a sacrifice to make in order to get such a wonderful son!" hahaha.
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