Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Literal Mindedness

Son: I think we should take her flowers.
Me: You are big-hearted.
Son: Mom. My heart is the size of my fist.

Hubby: Boy. My eyes were bigger than my stomach.
Daughter: Oh, no Dad. Your stomach is way, WAY bigger than your eyes.


  1. Ha ha! (And may I just say how much I love the label?)

    ps: I'm back in my old digs. Couldn't be Mink, LOL.

  2. Ink... good to have you back! I must say, the site wasn't quite as hospitable. Hope you find a happy home!